Jokes

Laughter is the Best Medicine!!!

An old man walking along the beach found a bottle. When he rubbed it, like magic a genie appeared.

“I will grant you three wishes,” announced the genie. “But the catch is for every wish you make, your ex-wife gets the wish as well — only double.”

The salesman thought about this for a while. “For my first wish, I would like my own tropical island” he announced. Instantly the genie gave him a map, pointed out an island and assured the man that the island was his. “But your ex-wife has just received two islands,” the genie said.

“I’ve always wanted a Ferrari,” the salesman said. Instantly a Ferrari appeared. “But your ex has just received two Ferraris,” the genie said. “And what is your last wish?”

“Well,” said the old man, “I’ve always wanted to donate a kidney for transplant.”

Do you get the joke, too bad if not but anyway i don’t think it is funny.